My life with the Toddler named Ava

here

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:53:06 GMT

Still around and will update soon.

dollar tree

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 16:14:11 GMT

Since we had to stop anyway for ava's bathroom issues I stopped At the dollar tree to get her some stickers and paper.

Ava: shy is it called the dollar tree

Me: what do to mean?

Ava: its not a tree

Me: explained the "dollar" prices but couldn't explain the tree

Ava: the should build it like a treehouse with a rope to climb it!

Then you buy stuff in the sky and slide down the slide!

Me: we will have to write the store and are if they are interested.

Ava: they will like it

Lol

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 00:54:22 GMT

You will know if this is for you after you listen to it. ;)

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:12:02 GMT

Take my assvice or leave it, but it's what I think xoxoxo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mVEGfH4s5g&feature=related

Riddle me this Batman....

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:54:44 GMT

You are married. The guy takes care of you and your talking of starting a family.

You decide instead to write a local inmate who woos you through love letters making you promises of forever. Scheduling a few conjical visits he then refuses to see you anymore when you find out your pregnant.

This was what the two of you talked about so why isn't he talking to you? Then you run into his other babymama. Hmmm.
So you have thrown away a perfectly good marriage to have a non parolable inmates child?

I don't get it! This woman is educated, not ugly, and she does this. Just goes to show you can't judge a book by its cover.o-0

Ps I'm sooo sleepy!

Heard from Ava..

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 23:16:16 GMT

"who would like to buy a gun? so they can kill bad guys???? I'm not jokinnnn!"

I really have to stop her from playing with boys so much.

for jecca

Tue, 26 May 2009 16:56:02 GMT

Goodhousekeeping.com/frozendrink.

I remember your filema a few weeks ago.

60%??

Mon, 11 May 2009 02:20:01 GMT

A 60%?!?!!? Seriously!?!?! Because I studied my ASS off and got a 60 percent. Why even freakin bother?

Pretty cool

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 02:08:38 GMT

I checked out that British lady on America's got talent. If you haven't you should.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY&feature=related

Also these guys were awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GrOMLylvhQ&feature=related

These guys were HILARIOUS!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gHvATmUsSg&feature=related

ava funnies

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 13:55:36 GMT

Whenever my car starts to run out of gas which is not that unusual, I have a dinger that goes off. Well when ava would ask what it was I told her about cars needing gas like we need food and it was hungry.

So ffwd to yesterday when we hear it go off. She says, "that guy is hungry! The car guy." she then tells me a running commentary about how the guy is hungry in his house and the kinds of stuff he does there. It was too cute.

Then on the way to the park she sees a bird and says urd she could hold on to it she could fly. Then we talked about how many birds it would take to carry us. Lol

New Kitty

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 02:44:12 GMT

http://www.amazon.com/Fur-Real-Friends-Kitty-White/dp/B000UVXOIE

Ava has a new white kitty "named Abriella, she has a horn that is rainbow shaped" she wears a princess tiara too lol.

Book 2009 update

Sun, 15 Feb 2009 15:37:10 GMT

I will update about the court story and my chuckecheese visit. YIKE. Later.

1. www.lumpyhead.blogspot.com still in the 2006 era...EDIT: finished
2. 1001 Math games for children by Fran Halloway
3. My BORING BIO 121 Book (allll the timmme)
4. Stress Savers by Fran Halloway
5. Twighlight by Stephanie Meyers
6. New Moon "
7. Eclipse "
8. Breaking Dawn "
9. Seven Habits of highly effectual People by Steven Covey
10. Setting Limits in the Classroom by Robert J. MacKenzie
11. The Shunning by Beverly Lewis
12. The Confession By Beverly Lewis
12. The reckoning by Beverly Lewis
13. The Complete Daily Curriculum for Early Childhood: Over 1200 Easy Activities to Support Multiple Intelligences and Learning Styles by Pam Schiller
14. Mudpies to Magnets: A Preschool Science Curriculum by Robert A. Williams

Sephora Friends

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 05:37:19 GMT

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look out Jon and Kate!

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 05:47:26 GMT

A woman in California just had the second surviving set of octuplets yesterday!

I guess the last set was born to an sisn couple if one was to judge by names. Only 7 of them survived and the live in Texas. Man what r they growing in the water out west!?

Book 2009 Update

Sun, 25 Jan 2009 01:28:46 GMT

1. www.lumpyhead.blogspot.com still in the 2006 era...EDIT: finished
2. 1001 Math games for children by Fran Halloway
3. My BORING BIO 121 Book (allll the timmme)
4. Stress Savers by Fran Halloway
5. Twighlight by Stephanie Meyers
6. New Moon "
7. Eclipse "
8. Breaking Dawn "
9. Seven Habits of highly effectual People by Steven Covey
10. Setting Limits in the Classroom by Robert J. MacKenzie

I've decided to stop writing in the blogs I read because there are too many of them to remember and I think this is supposed to be a BOOK list lol.

Delted post

Sun, 04 Jan 2009 22:08:13 GMT

I typed in Rich text before and that is why my pictures weren't working for some reason.

Sayga thanks for the help!
Cortnee I would be glad to loan you the books once I get them back from the first person I loaned them. They are about the same amount of slowness, but all still good reads.
Annie I was just teasing about your book list hehe.

irritated

Sat, 27 Dec 2008 03:26:45 GMT

I have been fighting my phone issues for about a month now.
Well we ended up with a new phone but none of my bookmarks transfered over! Grr
So now I have to call them in the morning to see if they can switch them or if I can have it for awhile to email the links to myself.

I Will write about christmas later on.

travel channel

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 04:19:36 GMT

There is some crazy tribe "bunlap" on there doing like a reality show.

They were jumping off of this tower of sticks using VINES! Crazy sobs!

Now these poor 4 year olds have to get circumcused with bamboo scalpels! Yikez!

Edit: apparently to help it heal they have totake a dip un the ocean. The men wrap their weiners in leafs and tuck them into a belt. LOL this show is killin me!

Enough already!

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 03:49:58 GMT

I'm tired of being scared everytime the phone rings now!

Ruth called just a minute ago to tell me her mom died. I thought for a second ahe was going to tell me it was daddy.

I'm really sad for her but again relieved it wasn't someone else. What kind of person feels that way!?

Truth be told she died for me 5 years ago. The shell that was holding her poor soul finally gave up.
Grandma started showing signs of alzheimers a little over 10 years ago. I was the only one really checking on her on a regular basis at that point either before or after work.

My stepmom had just moved down to florida so her older sister was keeping an eye out for her. I had just finished mowing grandmas lawn and went in for the customary drink.

She told me to keep it down and come see the baby. I'm thinkin huh? Who leaves their child with a feeble old lady? She was talking about a picture!

"see? See the way her eyes are twinkling? Hear her laughing?"

I thought she was joking but she was stone cold fucking serious. For a split second I even heard it. I told her bye and RAN home. I called my mama and aunt lisa bawling. After they calmed me down I called my stepmom but she wasn't home. Then all the other sisters and left messages.when one of the sisterss finally showed up and basically brushed me off.

I moved shortly after she did to said daughters house so being busy with life and not liking that sister much I didn't see her much.

Ffwd 5 years when they had to put her in a home. I was getting ready to move to ohio. Another horrible time in my life. I wanted to see her and tell her I loved her.

She was very friendly and a total stranger. She didn't have a clue who I was. I started crying and couldn't stop. I just gave her a hug and told her I loved her and left. I could tell I was upsetting her with the crying. Who IS this girl bawling in my room?

I never went back. I couldn't. I always asked about her and knew she was getting worse. For me though she died that day 5 years ago. I greived as though she did die. I definitely do not plan on going to the funeral and having to see all the ex step siblings. Hear all their dramas. I said my goodbyes. No more for awhile now okay god.

books

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:24:55 GMT

Does anyone have the twiglight series or book they would loan me? I need to see what the hype is about. ;)

Interesting Read

Sun, 02 Nov 2008 14:10:53 GMT

http://www.sos.state.oh.us/SOS/elections/voterInformation/whatsontheballot.aspx

goings on of me

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:11:38 GMT

To be finished at another date

Funeral
Un happy birthday
Ava isms
Halloween
Pictures

vagina clown car

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 06:05:52 GMT

I've becomed obsessed with large famlies lately. So when I checked out TLC it showed little joshy duggar got engaged. It was disgustingly sweet. Well just thought if share that.

Happy Birthday to you.....

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 02:21:52 GMT

Edhead2000 and Contentcomtempt!!!!!

Love/ Wanna beat her relationship

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 01:46:10 GMT

Ava has sprouted into the funniest, most annoying child in the world. At 4 years old she can say things that make me laugh so hard I cry or hurt my feelings. Tonight she was being a turd and I wouldn't let her eat *AGAIN* right before bed and she yells at me, " You NEVER let me do anything I want to do!!!" LOL She's still such a baby, but all grown up at once. It must be so hard being 4 going on 25.